Spike

((I usually put these at the end but first and foremost, please note that drunky shenanigans will be occurring in this thread, probably of a sex-like nature while under the influence. Consent will be given and all that, but I just wanted to let the thread-watchers know in case anyone gets squicked by that sort of thing. ♥))


Spike slipped a few twenties in the demon's hand as he watched the guy summon a portal that crackled with lightning energy before he disappeared. He swayed on his feet and took a stumbling step back, shrugging. "Huh."

He looked around the unfamiliar island, scratching his chin. "I could just... just holler and wait for her for her to answer," he mumbled to himself before cupping his hands around his mouth and yelling, "NIBBLET. WHERE IS MY LADY LOVE?"

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... I SLEPT WITH THE BLOODY SLAYER? Fucking hell, I think the gig has gotten to her and made that little blonde head of hers crazier than Dru ever was. Yeah. Had to be that.

Spike reclined back in his red pleather chair that whined with every move and sighed, staring at where he had Valentine handcuffed to a slab of concrete next to the telly. Kidnapping was not all it was cracked up to be. Mostly because this git wouldn't stop blabbering like an idiot.

Iiii've never done one of these, and I'm probably doing it wrong! BUT WHATEVER. Hi, this is an HMD post. Have something to tell me about my RPing? Do so here, anon or not, idc. Be way harsh if you wanna.

Also, contacts post because Raina has one for all her characters, and she's been bugging me to make one:

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OOOH ALSO if you'd like to RL or plot out something or just say hi or whatever, you can use the above or you can comment here! Anything works. I like plotting!

Okay I'm done. :D?

Spike was waiting outside his crypt, one hand in the pocket of his jacket and the other flipping the lid of his lighter opened and closed. A cigarette dangled from his lips, but he wasn't really concentrated on it. He was waiting. He'd had a couple different offers from that community he couldn't stop browsing, and maybe someone should show up soon.

Stolen from shia_o_shima


Name: Spike, though if the right characters were ever picked up, I figure he'd answer to William or William the Bloody.

Gender: Male

Zodiac Sign/Birthday/Age: 136 years old

Occupation: Being sexy

Alignment: He's a bad, bad, bad, bad man.

Sexuality: He's just sexual. Male, female, both, neither, demon... yeah, he'll probably do ya.

Weapon: Fangs, unnatural strength.

Hair: Short, gelled, platinum blond.

Physical traits: He's about average height with platinum blond hair. Cheekbones of a god. Nice ass. Also, he's British because that totally counts as a physical trait. Sometimes.

What's Okay To Mention Around Him/Her: Anything at all. Feel free to be bitchy to him, too, because he's going to be bitchy back. Mentioning love at him will get him to wax poetically at you about Drusilla, and mentioning parents will make him pout about his mommy issues, but whatever. Oh, and he'll wangst about the slayer and Angelus's ~betrayal~ sometimes too if you say the wrong thing, but don't let that stop you! >_>

Abilities: Wooing. Jedi mind trickiness. The ability to turn a human into a vampire, naturally (I will assume no one has given permission for this to happen - or to, you know, be killed - unless I can find a permission's post or you say something OOC, so no worries about liberties being taken). Is nimble and quick as a cat. Can get it up again faster than some bleeding human boy.

Notes for the Psychics/Aura Readers: I've never talked to any of the psychics/aura readers, so I'm not sure what this is asking. D: Um, if you can read his mind, on any given day, you'll see bad memories from when he was human, wangst about Dru, wangst about Angel, hatred for Buffy, or the lust to kill or... something?

Can I shapeshift/bodyswap/spit at/step on/etc?: Please, do whatever you want. If a shapeshift/bodyswap happens without my knowing first, I'll roll with it and will probably lol, but a giving me a head's up for something so drastic as those things would be cool.

Maim/Murder/Death: Maiming or injuring Spike in any way is fine by me; you don't have to ask first. Do whatever you want, no seriously. Just please ask my permission first before killing him, but it's not out of the question.

Hugging/Kissing/Other Non-Violent Physical Contact: Physical contact of any sort is always good in Spike's book, though a hug might get you laughed at and simultaneously called cute.


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1.Top or Bottom?: AHAHAHA both. So whatever way you want to swing, baby.


2.Spit or Swallow?: Swallow. Unless he just feels like pissing you off.


3. Abstinence?: Blasphemy.


4. Kinks: Stating bloodplay here would just be a given, right? Uh, rough sex in general, restraints, pretty much anything classified "light BDSM" (more for my comfort than Spike's >_>), but he won't turn down... pretty much anything, yeah, he's gonna be for it.

5. Favorite Position: All of them. My answers are very general. :| Dammit. Spike is a ho, okay?

6. How they like it: Up the bum. Fast. Hard. Adventurous. Anything that will amuse him and get his rocks off. He will probably laugh at you at some point. >:D



IMPORTANT ADDENDUM

For the love of God, please be legal if you want to do a porn thread with Spike. I don't want to peddle text porn to minors, even if Creepy Uncle Spike might be IC DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD:

Spike breathed in the not-so-fresh air as he hopped off the dingy of a boat and onto the walk leading into the very heart of Japan. It'd been awhile - at least since the '80s or so - since he'd been here. They'd gotten even shorter.

He walked the streets, looking for a vaguely familiar face.